Peek 1.09 Upgrade found cause Obsessive-Compulsive behaviour

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A resent independent study has uncover that prolong exposure to a Peek with the 1.09 upgrade has caused obsessive-compulsive behavior in chimpanzees.

The following symptoms we experiences in over 80% of the chimpanzees studied
1. An uncontrollable need to constantly check their peek to ensure that the led was not blinking. This included clearing the lock and checking for new emails on an average of every 5 to 10 minutes.
2. An increase intake in drinking Jolt cola.
3. They preferred to catch up on emails and text with their fellow chimpanzees instead of playing on the tire swing.
4. A few chimpanzees found an uncontrollable need to “pimp” their peeks.

Let it also be noted that all the peeks in this experiment were painted banana yellow. This caused only an issue with one chimpanzee who will remain nameless who ate their peek.